Harmony Hobbs is a freelance writer who navigates the waters of motherhood without any grace or finesse whatsoever. She began her blog (Modern Mommy Madness) because writing costs zero dollars and therapy costs a lot of dollars, and has continued to self-medicate by writing down all the things that she can't say out loud. Harmony is a fan of coffee, wine, and very sturdy undergarments, and can be found on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.
Like the time he super glued a shelf to the wall, instead of using screws and nails.
He's growing, and I watch for signs of scurvy. Other than that, what's the big deal? I've got bigger things to worry about ... like figuring out what the kids did with my wine opener.
That's right: I drive around in my beat-up minivan, shop the clearance racks, and I'm happy.
Now that I’ve actually experienced it, I’m much less judgmental of other parents who seem incapable of giving their children space.