Jorrie Varney is a registered nurse and mother of two, who writes about the reality and insanity of parenting on her blog Close to Classy. Her parenting style can best be described as Roseanne meets Mary Poppins. She aspires to own furniture without stains, and enjoy a shower without an audience. You can follow her antics on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
There will come a time when my house will be spotless again, but that day is not today.