People think they understand SAHM life -- but, much like the act of childbirth, unless you have actually experienced it, you don’t know sh*t.

It’s time to pry our atrophied kids off the couch and release them into some delicious fresh air! The problem? They just don’t wanna.

Perhaps it’s time for me to shut down the computer and start FaceTiming the people who live on my street.

And here's the thing: Even though they don't mean any harm, people who say this to little girls are sending the wrong message.