#3. You will yell, “Get your finger out of there,” “Don’t lick that,” and, “Get off of that” within 30 minutes of waking.

Plus, how to get silly when your kid is on the potty.

We've taken the guesswork out of this exciting milestone. Mangia, baby!

One of the most common frantic calls I get is about a toddler who fell off a bed, a piece of playground equipment, a chair, or another high object.

Here's the thing: There is no truth to the saying, “Spare the rod spoil the child.”