#17. 12 cups of hot cocoa a day is not what the doc meant when he said to “stay hydrated.” Killjoy.
#6. Bribing your kids with sticky lollipops to make it through the wait is a mistake you will only make once.
#19. It'll take a Tetris champ’s skills to get all the crap into your car without crushing your kids.
#9. Does it matter that my lady garden is more of a jungle, since I haven’t been able to tend to it?
#9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a pint of raspberries somebody took their frustrations out on.