Because there's too much vague bullsh*t out there that doesn't prepare you for what's about to go down.
#9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a pint of raspberries somebody took their frustrations out on.
#3. I NEED MORE TESTS. I will drink a gallon of water, and go get more tests. I need to be sure.